You know you’ve had a rental car too long when the place, who is making profit from you every day, calls to ask when you plan to return their vehicle. It seems almost counter intuitive, right? You would expect they would WANT me to keep it as long as possible. In a few more months I will have paid off their note on the vehicle. Still when the lady from Enterprise pressed me for a firm estimate I wanted to give her my VW Care Advocate’s number and tell her to let me know if she finds out. No, I thought that smacked of pettiness, and no I was not able to offer the lady from Enterprise any sort of concrete answer and it was at this point I was beginning to sense she was becoming disheartened about the prospect of never getting her Chevrolet Impala back from me. So finally to put an end to this rental car return limbo she said they would extend me another week, but to let them know as soon as I heard back from VW. Maybe she had dealt with VW before and secretly knew that it won’t be anytime soon, but she didn’t have the heart to tell me. Kind of like when your parents or possibly friends expose Santa and Christmas. The only difference is with that analogy, the joy continues year after year not to mention the presents, but sometimes you get socks. Sorry, I’m starting to wander.